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Flaxseed Beefalo / Margret Inthrax Montage

from Unfulfilled Shopping Carts Syndrome by John Tabacco

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Words and Music © 2013 by John Tabacco
Published by It Iz What It Iz Music (SESAC)

This subconscious montage is kind of a prequel to the
Electronic Dance Music I would eventually do with Blake
Seals and his son Dylan on the F.E.A.R (ep). It’s also a
kind of the sister to the dance piece I wrote with Susan
DeVita called “Rongorongo” from her CD Kama Sutra
Rodeo. (Note the last minute or so if from a re-mix tag
that was deleted from the final “Rongorongo” mix.
There is a lot of groovy percussion here doused with an
acoustic guitar piece I never quite finished and some
synthy stuff previously toiled with in “Sinus Cyst and
Wisdom Tooth Extraction” and “Ungleeful”. But what is
most interesting about this work is the fact that I’ve come
full circle from using a real, warm female voice on the
last few releases and in “Paper Thin”, (namely Patricia
Amendolia) to the sterile computer generated female
voices that you’ve probably heard on your mobile
devices. Perhaps a virtual relationship has finally
superceded a real one for me? It certainly takes away
the emotional responsibility and expectations set up in
this reality. Certainly a virtual world can be one without
compromise. But who wants a perfect relationship? Isn’t
it the human push and pull that feeds the passage of
time and distracts the boring fundamentals. That’s what
I’ve been told. The jury is still out on this one.

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FLAXSEED BEEFALO / MARGRET INTHRAX MONTAGE

“Hello, my name is Flaxseed Beefalo”.

Mr. Caroleo:
Jesus Croast!

Margret Inthrax:
Stop calling me Jesus! I told you once - bread
levitation is out of my range... Stop it! ...I am not
related to Jesus. Only in the calamine sense of
the word. Help!.... Haty Hot Chatty Cathy
Calamine Chutney en Bem Nimples! Zip......
squat.......beep! There it is..... you governmental
remote viewing bitch. Clearly I am no longer in
control of my faculties! Having a hard time right
now breathing. It feels like Mercury in here and
not in a good way. I am stuck! Glued to this center
peed. Ouch! Ouch! These painful seizures bubbling
beneath my wisdom teeth are excruciating.
Crucifying me. I said Stop calling me Jesus. I’d
rather be Margret at this point! I can not take it.

Mr. Caroleo :
Jesus Croast!

Margret Inthrax :
Please stop calling me Jesus! Give it a break.
Bebebebebebebebeb

Susan DeVita :
CLAMRADIO!

A young JT :
Too many zex. Too many checks. Just too many zex!

Flaxseed Beefalo :
Hello my name is Flax Seed Beefalo. I am a pair of pliers.
Won’t you please lick my hairy leg? I get upset every day.
I need to shower my pits. Why is it I can not see my face
after a bag of ice cream hits it? Is this a rational lobster
bib? Please do not hurt me. I am having my period. Here
is to the nipple teasers who define this country as an
under lining belly flop with syrup on top. Mojo syllable
snake candle makers regard us as an off shoot of a diabolical
conspiracy that originated in Bea Arthur Cleveland’s fur hat deposits.
This uncomfortable myth has been perpetuated continually through out the New Jersey empire and with the help of fly pecked wing nut
do dee haters it’s been configured as a deep American
truth. I’m so tired of having to regulate my physical
sutures just to enjoy a perfectly normal piece of mind
within moral parameters such as Guild - Premco and
Lush Lush. Haven’t I been a good boy? Minding my own
bath tub with little resistance to fart heads who try to initiate
cold fusion as a way of life without respecting an ounce of my moral oxymorons.
Hello, my name is Flaxseed Beefalo.

JT :
There’s a drone out there man! You know you’d think you’d
know better than to air dirty laundry in Trafalgar Square.

Ear vs Mouth (an old FM radio broadcast) :
Tick tock, tick tock (pop) Oh, my...(gurgle)

JT : (Quoting the song “Dreaming of”) :
For you and I have magical ties.

Susan DeVita :
Floating stars in jelly jars...

JT :
For you and I have magical ties.

Susan DeVita :
They’re nothing but monkey dreams!

credits

from Unfulfilled Shopping Carts Syndrome, released November 8, 2014
JT : Vocals, Percussion, Programming, Bass
Flaxseed Beefalo : Computer voice
Margret Inthrax : Computer Voice
Susan DeVita : Ending vocals on Beefalo / Inthrax Montage
(samples taken from the Susan DeVita songs “Queen of Dramamine” and “Monkey Dreams” by permission from Mr. Chichooli Music
Jim Dexter : Electric guitar on the end of Beefalo / Inthrax Montage
Peter Kearns : Ending keyboard

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John Tabacco Stony Brook, New York

John Tabacco is a composer, singer-songwriter, producer, recording engineer, and visual artist.

Like an unfolding musical diary / puzzle, Tabacco’s music and art are constantly being re-worked, juxtaposed and intertwined.

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