This is one of the universe’s cruelest jokes to play on thinking machines.
If there’s a reason: the ship isn’t coming in soon enough!
Not even Monday Night Football can get you out of this phase.
I think it’s time...
Of limited interest:
The circular music that accompanies this spontaneous conversation was originally written for a company who manufactured very cool wall paneling. My sister Laura did a little ad video for them but someone decided this music did not have quite the right vibe for their product. Oddly enough they ultimately used the train section (sans vocals) from *Corny Muzak Train Of Doom instead. (*See CD It’s Out There Feeding On Itself) Ok...
At this point the transcriber of this dialogue becomes so bored rewinding the tape machine over and over (in order to get a completely accurate transcription), that he stops typing and decides to make some boring phone calls, hoping to con a few clients into recording some of their own boring music so he can have some money to eat at least one meal today.
- JT
lyrics
I’M BORRRRRRRED
Bored...Bored...Bored...Bored...Bored...Bored
JT: I’m utterly bored. I am completely bored out of my mind.
MG: No, I’m totally bored.
JT: I’m bored.
JD: I'm...
JT: I’m so bored.
JD: Bored...
MG: Bored...Bored...Bored...Bored...
JD: Bored doesn’t even express...
JT: It’s just boring!
MG: Ahehahhh...
JT: Now..eees..It just, It just never ends
MG: I don’t know...It’s true..
JD: It's boring. I’m bored.
JT: It’s boring...
MG: You know what it’s like?
JT: Same thing over and over...
MG: I’m so bored. Oh god I’m so bored.
JD: Oh my god.
JT: I’m...
MG: I’m so bored I’m gonna kill somebody
JT: I sim...so incredibly bored... Well, I’m just bored.
JD: Well I’m bored.
MG: Just so bored.
JT: I’m bored... (JT turns to Sirka: Ya sure you’re not bored?)
MG: I’m so bored my atoms are falling asleep
JD: Spell it.
JT: I’m totally bored.
JD: Spell it out for us.
JT: I’m completely bored. I’m just sittin’ there and I’m just...I’m bored out of my mind.
MG: (smiling) I’m so bored....right?
JT: Well you don’t sound bored.
MG: Well lets say something about this boredom!
S: ( MG: pinches Sirka ) Ahhhh!
JD: (laughs)
JT: She’s not that bored.
JD: She’s not that bored...
MG: She’s... (laughs)
JT: I’m totally bored...
MG: (over loading the microphone): I’m completely bored!!!
JT: Bored, I’m tired...I’m very just...I’m just bored
JD: Well we could.............We could paint things blue.
MG: I ‘em a board. I’m a board.
JT: I’m, I’m bored maybe you can do that but I’m.. I’m just completely.......
MG: I am a board...I’m bored. I’m so bored.. You’re boring...
JT: It just...It just keeps going around and around...It boring..
MG: You’re so boring. Shut up. God you’re so boring!
JD: Yeah it... (laughs) Can’t we do anything? I’m so bored!
JT: I can’t help it. It’s just I’ve been affected by boredom so many times
that now I’m just like...I’m just so bored
MG: Uhhh..I’m so bored I can’t take it. I can’t..
JD: The levels of boredom that we have reached
MG: Uhhh...
JT: We’ve reached the depths of boredom.
JD: The top - or the top
MG: Uggh I just can't take it!
JT : Or the top. We've reached the top.
MG: I'm so bored that now I have a headache and I'm bored.
JD: I'm on eleven on the bore...dom scale.
MG: I can't...
JT: I'm at the zenith of life, feeling bored.
JD : (laughs)
MG: I'm infinity bored.
JT: In this planet I'm completely (turns to Sirka) Are you bored? Just say are you bored or no?
Sirka : Hum... (giggles)
JT: I don't think she's that bored.
JD: No.
MG: She's not bored.
JT: And I just wish I could be back in that place where I'm not just that bored because I'm just.. It's just...
MG: It's not gonna happen.
JD: We need...
MG: We've hit, we've hit the big boredom...
JD: We need anti boredom medicine and we need it bad.
MG: That's it. No, we've hit the peak of our life and now...
JT: And now it's downhill from here.
MG: It's all downhill.
JT: It's just boring. It's just you know...
MG: So boring. I know, Jesus...
JT: It's hard to be, ya know I just get bored.
JD: It's not even a fun ride down the hill. It's a boring ride.
MG: No. It's a boring, slow...
JT: Drop. Kind of like a box without a bottom
MG: And you can't even believe the depths of lowness that you're reaching. It's, it's terrible. Boring.
JD: Oh my god...
JT: I'm just completely bored.
MG: I'm so bored.
JD: I'm pretty sure I'm bored.
JT: I'm... I am... I figured out that I was bored yesterday.
MG: Yup...
JT: Now, I'm continuing living in that boredom and I... I'm so bored that I even have to (ka) tell myself I'm bored.
MG: What if we pulled her legs off? Maybe that wouldn't be boring.
JD: Well, it would...
JT: Yeah...
JD: Start out not boring.
MG: We could do it...
JD: I think it would end up being boring.
JT: It would end up pretty boring
JD: I'm sure it would...
JT: Because the screams would eventually stop and that would be
MG: Ya think? And that would be boring too.
JD: Yeah.
JT: That would be really boring...
MG: And then Paul would come in and make a comment...
JD: (laughs)
MG: about the mess and that would be really boring.
JT: Yeah, and that's, that's boring in itself...
MG: You know, he would like say something like : "You know, I have to clean up a mess I didn't even make."
JT: I know.
MG: And that's...
JT: And that's pretty boring.
JD: That'd be boring...
MG: Yeah, that would definitely be boring...
JT: I've had enough of that.
MG: Yeah...
JT: Really...That's really boring.
MG: Well, what if we just hurt her a little bit? You know, would that be fun? (laughs)
JD: Well, I'll start off.
JT: No...
MG: Wait...
JD: No it got boring pretty fast.
MG / JD (laughs)
MG: Yeah, yeah...
JT: It did. It just...
MG: It's totally boring...
JT: It's totally boring...
MG: I'm so bored.
JT: I'm completely bamboozelly bored.
MG: I'm soooooo bored...
JD: Ho, he's making up new words he's so bored.
JT: Yup, just totally rambling out of boredom.
JD: Bul-sha...
JT: Sheer boredom
JD: Let's practice different words.
JT: (laughs)
MG: You put her to sleep.
JT: Errr - Bore - Dumb!
JD: Ah heh...
JT: Even the word is bore
JD: Boring...
JT / MG : - dumb.
MG: It's a dumb..
JT: It's a dumb, boring word.
MG: Duhhhhh.
JT: My cornflakes are boring.
JD: Yeah - eh...
JT: and ya know everything is boring. Socks are boring.
MG: Cornflakes are a problem...
JT: Sleeping on this bed is boring.
MG: Well look at it.
JT: The walls are boring.
MG: It's all lumpy and lopsided... My god, no wonder you're bored.
JT: I'm totally bored and there's no board there. It's just totally like annoying...
MG: It's terrible. It's terrible!
JT: I'm bored.
MG: What are we gonna do? Oh God...
JT: I think it's time.
JD: I think it's...
JD / MG : I think it's time now.
MG / JD: Yeah.
credits
from Go Figya,
released September 20, 2014
JT : Music, Improvised dialog
Marci Geller : Improvised dialog
Jim Dexter : Improvised dialog
Sirka Louca : Improvised dialog
Recorded and Mixed at Sonic Underground Studios
Stony Brook, NY
Remixed in 2021 at Suburban Hermit Studios II, Stony Brook, NY
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