Sri : Good evening. Our most holy lady of Matitas led us down to the sacred circumscribed archway point which laid astronomically parallel to the Everly Brother's sketch book.
(Bye, bye love!)
The personally autographed video memory capsules we concealed at the beginning of this dangerous journey were erased without our consent and exploited on fine chalk statuettes. Each one coated with a mystical cake fluid. Radiant among lovers we fell to our innards resting our weary infartras and bowimples. In a spark of gasperation which I had never experienced before, I whipped out my bible punching affidavit and gave the nun a quick "Charleston Heston". She tumbled to the ground falling over her habit, flapping up dust and landing firmly on a pew. Unobtrusively we berated ourselves and the nun with the fine cakey fluid. Shortly after a harsh awakening our Lady of Matitas admitted openly to re-infornifacation and we were forced to reveal on her (it was only fair), the secret identity and whereabouts of : GENETTA CRAIG LAMOREHEAD!
Yes, the same Craig Lamorehead who founded the first shadow boxing clinic in Northpot.
The first lounge club of internal carrot rot.
The first widely accepted (in Europe only) school of re-moveable thighs and plankton fading technique.
The bogus school of intestinal toilet brushes and pedestrian pie plate, computer feed backers.
And of course the most notorious of all schools. The famed school of SNACK RHYTHM!
ND : (laughing) They traded in the dog. They had a dog and the guy's pissed off because he - they don't want it now and they can't sell it to anybody else. 'Cause he's like you know, it's got tubes and stuff coming out of it. It's gotta carry around a little power supply and shit. They traded it in for a Kenmore™ like washing machine because it looked more like a dog! (laughs)
Oh shit!
JT / ND : (uncontrollable laughter)
ND : Think about a fucking washing machine that looks, it looks more like a dog! Hahahaha! Like they would even say "Dog"! HAH! Like they would even say, "Well, yeah that looks a lot more like the dog, let's get that!" They wouldn't even go buy another dog.
JT : That's funny man.
ND : It's so stupid they wouldn't just go buy another dog. Instead they buy a washing machine 'cause it looks more like a dog. (side splitting laughter)
Oh shit!
Improv. #27 (from the Akai Years)
Ded : Hi honey I'm home!
LT (reading the Ded part from "Dinner Snips") : The days are so long and tiresome. I, I don't, I don't know, I'd like like to get out of this rat race. Did you see the price of gas? I don't understand it, the line was still mile long.
Sri : Who care?
Ded : Well, you wouldn't! I think? (laughs) You're too busy with your goddamn music! Get a job and see how tough it is!
Sri : Bite my fists!
JT / LT as Mammory : Your father's right John. You shouldn't complain. You're lucky you didn't have to! (laughs) I said… It's a doll Frankie. It was a Bru. You know I saw it in the window. It was at the antique infirmary. Pearl says…
Middle School Orchestra Conductor : I'm sick and tired of this! I'm gonna go get a drink of water!
"Cheeseburger Theme #2" plays here
JS : Humm, cheeseburger? Humm, cheeseburger?
ND as the typical blue collar construction guy : Go? Oh. Most of the milk left in the bottoms of the carton was used for killing rabbits. A rabbit like any other mollusk is only shatter proof to an internal temperature of 250 degrees Celsius. But a mouse with it's extra legs and impeccably clean towels is often used in conjunction with a pressure cooker to generate a mean serum pressure of 75,000 pounds per square inch. So, if your looking for a good time and you don't wanna spend much money, why not try something creative, with a mouse? Cram a hunk of carbide the size of your pinky in to his left nostril and watch what happens to his little brain. Yeaha. It's a lot of fun. (Turning to the producer) Is that it? I'd like to do something from Carmen now.
Ectoplasm : Dowhat? Dowhat? Dowhat?
credits
from Late Octobra,
released October 23, 2014
JT : Vocals, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, FX
Nick DiMauro : Dialog and Mouse reading
Ms. Seibert : Cheeseburger
Snack Rhythm, Improvisation #27 and The Priest's Theme recorded at Suburban Hermit Studios, St. James, NY
Kenmore dialog recorded in the Red Subaru, 1986
Cheesburger Themes recorded at Modern Voices Studios, Centerport, NY
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