FUNKY LUMINESCENSE / AH, RAYZON / SUSAN AND HER WINTERFRESH GUM™/ TWO STORY INTERLUDE / I’M OUT OF HERE
JT:
Ah, Rayzon…
A Science Dude:
Parallax, spectrometry, photometry, and star luminescence
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JT:
Ah, Rayzon - Rayzon.
ND:
Rayzon.
JT:
Ah, Rayzon!
ND:
Ah, Rayzon. We love you… Rayzon
JT:
Rayzon… Uhm,Uhm,Uhm,Uhm,
ND:
Ya starting to get me all puffy.
JT:
Ya getting me all puffy and wrinkly Rayzon. Rayzon!
ND:
Ah, Rayzon.
JT:
Ah, Rayzon.
ND:
Ha, Ha, oui, oui
JT:
I want to nibble on you…
ND:
Oui, oui Rayzon - you know what I mean?
JT:
Rayzon.
ND:
Oui, Oui, elope me.
JT:
Rayzon, my bed is yours.
ND:
I own you.
JT:
My foot powder is yours.
ND:
Please put your foot powder on me.
JT:
Please put you foot powder…
ND:
Sprinkle it on me and tell me I’m dirty. Ha, ha, ha…
JT:
Please…
ND:
Treat me like a little wart.
JT:
Treat me like a unused…
ND:
Portion of Lavorice™.
JT:
Yes. And wheat.
ND:
Put some wheat on me, please.
JT:
Rayzon.
ND:
Ah, Rayzon!
JT:
Ah, Rayzon!
ND:
Put some chewy gum…
JT:
Nice, big chewy legs!
ND:
Ha ha haha. Please let me - let me nibble your - arrrrrr…
JT:
Please, let me in.
ND:
Ah - hah hah…
JT:
Ah - hah hah hah!
ND:
Ah hah hah my Rayzon. You are such a kitty.
JT:
You are so claustrophobie.
ND:
Yeah, you are… You are so rubber tubi.
JT:
Rayzon.
ND:
Ah, Rayzon. Please operate on me. Let me massage your appendix.
JT:
Let me assage…
ND:
Let me assuage you.
JT:
To… To loosen up your legs.
ND:
Ye- yeah. Ha ha ha ha. Relax. Let me loosen your bowels.
JT:
Allow me to choke on your… ear. I mean nibble. Lot’s of nibbling.
ND:
Ah, Rayzon.
JT:
Rayzon - Rayzon.
ND:
Beautiful… Beautiful the way the fluid leaks from your ear. Let me cuddle your cups.
JT:
Your bikini cups.
ND:
Ha ha ha - Loosen your legs. Loosen up those thighs. Ms. Ms. Rayzon.
JT:
Rayzon.
ND:
Oh no. Let me de-toxify your lovely shoes.
JT:
Ha ha hahahahahah…
ND:
Please Rayzon. Allow me to sell you…
JT:
Some…
ND:
Some.
JT:
Some ankle soap.
ND:
May I… May I interest you in a used car?
JT: Ha Ha Ha!
ND:
Rayzon.
JT:
That’s right. Some way to buy a car. That’s what he has to go through. How shall I say - bleeding the ankles first. I like to chew on raisins.
ND:
Yeah.
JT:
It’s either raisins or razors. I can’t remember which one but…
ND:
I like to chew on either raisins or racists.
JT:
Or racists. Or “Reece-roast”.
A Science Dude:
Parallax, spectrometry, photometry, and star luminescence
Parallax, spectrometry, photometry, and star luminescence
Preacher V.C.:
So this devil goes around. He looks big and bad. Brrrr! He’s got the Brrr…
But my God he’s got no teeth. The worst that he can do is gum you to death!
JT:
Susan and her Winterfresh Gum™
Susan end
Susan and her Winterfresh Gum™
Her chewy friend
A Science Dude:
Parallax and star luminescence.
JT:
How many times did she chew, when she was talking to me and you?
I don’t know? A thousand times per trip to Pittsburg?
It’s hard to tell with this bird.
She used to chew in bed waiting for her golden boy to call her back.
Susan and her Winterfresh Gum™
Worried about her son
Susan and her Winterfresh Gum™
Well, it relaxed her mind
Susan and her Winterfresh Gum™
Susan end
Susan and her Winterfresh Gum™
Her chewy friend
Susan and her Winterfresh Gum™
Susan end
Susan and her Winterfresh Gum™
Her chewy friend
(Two stories are recited in stereo while a cute instrumental plays)
JT:
Ok that’s it. It’s 10:25 - let’s get out of here.
(Click) Back up singers:
Yeah - e -Yeah - e- Yeah!
Pseudo Beefheart:
Consume The Position.
JT and Peter Kearns:
Ah Rayzon! RAYZON!
A Science Dude:
Parallax, spectrometry, photometry, and star luminescence
Thank you.
credits
from Consume The Position,
released August 2, 2023
JT : Edits, Mix, Recordist, Voice
Recorded and Mixed at Suburban Hermit Studios III, Ronkonkoma, NY
JT and ND Conversation recorded in 1993 on a cassette in a Crown Victoria™, at QVC in Chester, Pennsylvania while spying on the Miracle Mop™ lady.
Toronto artist Jonathan Relph works through depression on this bleak and beautiful album, half dream-pop and half ambient. Bandcamp New & Notable Feb 18, 2020
Andrew Mitchell, who records as Andrew Wasylyk, writes gentle, expansive songs designed to mirror his hometown of Dundee. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 29, 2017
