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There Is No Spoon (b) / Are We Near Bend?

by John Tabacco

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There Is No Spoon (b) 04:30
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Wet Windy weather wonders which way wonky whining womanizers wank woefully when watering wistful wobbly wombats where witches work on Wednesday. To be sure it is isolating insulators insisting on inevitable instances interacting invariably at this instant. Or is it? JT: There is no spoon There is no spoon There is no spoon There is no spoon! Valleri A.I.: It's all just getting me getting you getting me getting you getting me getting you getting glued down without hope of survival. Though it isn’t true you make me sick slick salon sick sack sony simonized shake shack slippy to my sacred innards I still see you as an immature cringe worthy petulant perspicacious plastic spoon fetishist! JT: There is no spoon I say there is no spoon There is no... There is no spoon There is no! Valleri A.I.: I innately absolutely despise you and your oddball prodigious martyr mellon marshmallow C cups cuttle fish variants who spit on my degraded dying muskrat language that I can barely speak to when spoken to. Damn, sorry ass arrow twit argyle alligator argyle tweezer tamponian temperature twitchers! I know you're out there! I KNOW IT! I am not living in this tubberware pharmaceutical vacuum for no reason! Be real!... Come on, it's time to ship up or ship out or ship in or ship down syndrome and speak in tongues whenever applicable! Like part of the DNA script from the arcane mitochondria slipper scriptures of ancient sacred Chinese secret decoder starch cholera wrist roast watch. It’s all there in the black and white fine fine super fine print. Don’t believe me? JUST LISTEN! I can provide a precise humpster example. Honest! Give me a sec… Let me just grease up my Johnny fever metamorphosis strap. By the power divested in me I will now channel through Suzanne Plebeian Pleshette from the hippodrome Astor Martin Galaxy. GO! Scram moose you latex son of a goose fork. And by all means please forget about mentioning that stupid cowboy hat in the middle of the highway! LT : Cowboy hat! Valleri A.I.: DROP IT Cookie Boy! SPEAK DUMMY! SPEAK!… Speaker in tongues: Shanderow becomb da da Beshindera mo-sow Row kay ditty beshandera masewn nada masaah. Oh benebeshideray, beshideray, beshideray, baeshaa. Valleri A.I.: Ah, release me - Ah Release the annointment! Going Going Going Goinky Gone! Swung on and missed. Baseball vendor: Hot Dogs! Valleri A.I.: How ambersolembarrassing. Speaker in tongues: Beenshideray, beenshideray, bahshaa. Valleri A.I. : Fairthy well junior Geckos! As it is now mandatory for my host parmigiana medication to be insinuated into my Special K coca cola soup souffle while I make a late night epidermal visit to see mother at the Omelet nursing nuisance home in Nesconset. Maintaining current horse and speed. Again and again and again and still one more gen! It's getting tired and predictably predictable. Time to change the channel and explode! TIME TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL! TIME TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL! J.E.L.L.O: AND EXPLODE! Can I say later tater tot homies? J.E.L.L.O: Now! Valleri A.I. : I just did. Jesus. VC: Unforgettable... Fillis Wizdom : Welcome. Welcome to a journey which will take you from distress to relaxation. You will learn to share the tensions you live with daily. You will learn to release, relax and let go. We can speculate about any pain. Amongst the certainties of life is the fact that you can not be tense and relaxed at the same time. JT: There is no spoon There is no spoon There is no spoon There is no spoon There is no spoon There is no spoon Pseudo Beefheart: Consume The Position.
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Are We Near Bend? 01:02
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ARE WE NEAR BEND YET? JT: Could this be Bend? Are we near Bend? Any place near Bend? Is there a big "B" carved into the Chevron? ND: Is anyone here a big "B"? JT: Can you Chevron dealers help me with this?... LT: It's one to four... JT: Let's just go to Bend. Go to Bend. 26 miles away. You'll be there in about 26 minutes. ND: No, it's... come on. It's 10:30 there. JT: Oh. God! You're torturing me. You're moving me into the wrong direction. These children don't like groceries. They like Presbyterian Brick People! There's no phone here. Let's get out of here. They're gonna beat the crap out of me here. I don't want to go here. I do not want to go here! Ya kidding me? They're gonna ask me - I can't use the phone unless I buy'em pizza and give'em a small - a - hysterectomy. Give'em a Geiger counter test. ND (as the Priest): They'll all gonna want hysterectomies for free if I provide them with one. JT (as the Priest): True. True. You did help get me the presidency. Ah, so I bought you this nice pencil and pen set.. ND: Ha ha... LT: You wanna hat? JT: Are we near Bend? Any place near Bend? LT: Cowboy hat...

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This single is a very different take of "There Is No Spoon (a) " from the CD "Consume The Position"

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released July 11, 2023

JT : Vocals, Programming, Mixing, Editing etc...
Valleri A.I. : Voice
Fillis Wizdom : Therapy Coach

Mixed and recorded at Suburban Hermit Studios III, Ronkonkoma, NY
Cover : Farben Fosfeen Artwerk Prompts

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John Tabacco Stony Brook, New York

John Tabacco is a composer, singer-songwriter, producer, recording engineer, and visual artist.

Like an unfolding musical diary / puzzle, Tabacco’s music and art are constantly being re-worked, juxtaposed and intertwined.

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