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Anne Rice and Donald Trump Trapped In An Elevator

from Artificial Tales Of Gleep and Whimsy (Vol. 1) by John Tabacco

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Story © 2023 by John Tabacco
Published by It Iz What It Iz Music (SESAC)

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ANNE RICE AND DONALD TRUMP TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR


It was just another routine day for Anne Rice, as she stepped into the elevator of her apartment building, heading out to pick up some vampire gum, vanilla wafers, and pencil erasers. Little did she know that this elevator ride would turn into a nightmare.
Looking down at her yellow pad of story ideas, in her own world as usual, she automatically pushed the lobby button not thinking twice about her actions. Just as the door closed and the elevator started to descend, there was a sudden jolt, and the lights flickered off. The emergency backup lights came on, casting an eerie glow over the small space. Anne realized she wasn't alone in the elevator. In the corner a figure groaning in pain with his back towards her slowly turned around. As her eyes adjusted to the dim light, she suddenly realized with horror that the figure was none other than former President Donald Trump. And to make matters worse, he was clutching his jaw and complaining of a toothache.
The two of them were trapped in the elevator for what felt like an eternity, with no way of calling for help or getting out. Trump's mood swings were making the situation even more unbearable. One moment he was calm, the next he was raging and pacing around the small space, making Rice feel more and more uneasy with each passing minute.
An hour ticked by, and Rice’s nerves were frayed. She was getting increasingly anxious and claustrophobic, and Trump's constant groaning wasn't helping. The heat was rising, and the air was growing thick and stuffy. The smell of Trump’s cologne and Anne’s perfume mingled into an odorous concoction.
Just when Anne thought she couldn't take it anymore, she heard the sound of machinery and the elevator suddenly jolted to life. The lights flickered back on, and the doors slid open. She breathed a sigh of relief and quickly made her exit, never to look back.
A year later Rice would reflect on that traumatic experience in her last unfinished novel, drawing upon the horrors of being trapped with a man who seemed to represent everything she despised. The embodiment of her worst fears that some believe was the initial cause of her debilitating stroke.

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from Artificial Tales Of Gleep and Whimsy (Vol. 1), released November 1, 2023
JT: FX and Mix
Voice: Josh A.I.
Recorded and Mixed at Suburban Hermit Studios III, Ronkonkoma. NY

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John Tabacco Stony Brook, New York

John Tabacco is a composer, singer-songwriter, producer, recording engineer, and visual artist.

Like an unfolding musical diary / puzzle, Tabacco’s music and art are constantly being re-worked, juxtaposed and intertwined.

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