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Hematuria Anamnesis Soup

from Consume The Position by John Tabacco

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Words and Music © 2023 by John Tabacco
Published by It Iz What It Iz Music (SESAC)
"Clone-Offspring" is based on the melody found in the song "Sometimes I Wish I Had A Clone" © 1988 by John Tabacco and Meryl Mathews

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HEMATURIA ANAMNESIS SOUP

JT :
It seems that every once and awhile when I eat something that's got a lot of sugar in it, when I go to piss I start to bleed!

The Past:
How does it feel?

Phoebe's Poetry Man:
Noodles and Hooch
Lizard and Lace
Dancing on Nancy's chalk peppered face

Perfected padding podunk parade putzing piggly popping poop for Penelope's pain
"It's a sad state of affairs that we've gotten so loosh", she complained.
"Bring my seizure pants." "The one with the flames!"

Time to fake Easter and steal second base
Lou Brock's embarrassed. He weeps in disgrace.
The kidney steps back from the accident scene.
Where's Orson Bean? Where's Orson Bean?!
Wah, wah, wah, wah...

JT:
So all I can guess, it's the sugar. And my kidneys can’t take the sugar.
It's too much. That's why I'm partially diabetic. That's a sign!

VC:
You white wash seplecas!

Pseudo Beefheart:
Consume the position...

JT (riding in MM's Mercury Tracer):
So you know you can best, rest assure eleven o'clock no matter what anybody's doing…
Seinfeld time!

MM:
You know, you're not even talking to me. You're fucking talking into a tape recorder. Very interesting.

JT:
No I would normally be sayin' it...

MM:
Nah, ya just sayin' - no, no.

JT:
I would so be sayin' it... I’d be talking to you!

MM:
No. No. You are talking - you are talking into the tape recorder.

JT: I am not!

MM:
I know you so fucking well.

JT:
I am not talking into the tape machine.

MM:
You are (laughs) - You are.

JT :
Why? What makes you think that?

MM:
You are.

JT:
Because she goes' "You're a little more articulate than you usually are.”

MM:
Becuz...

JT:
“So you sound funnier.” “So this way it'll come off and you'll look good…”

MM:
No but…

JT:
“…and I'll look really bad.”

MM:
No because you are. I can tell. I can just see… You're funny. You're so funny.
"Cause I know you're acting...

JT:
What am I supposed to do? I'm not acting! I am not! I can't act!

MM:
I know that's why... (laughs)

JT:
I, I, I am not acting. When am - how am I acting? How am I acting?
I'm making up stuff?

MM:
Yeah...

JT:
I'm telling it as a diary.

MM:
No. yeah, yeah...

JT:
I'm telling people the truth. It's the truth.

MM:
Yeah, you're telling people. Exactly. You're telling people. Exactly.

JT:
Well that, well anything that gets recorded... Well - what?

MM:
You're not doing a normal conversation.

JT:
What?

MM:
You're talking because you know the tape machine is on.

JT:
You wanna know a normal conversation? This is a normal conversation. (Silence)

MM:
(laughs) - Doesn't say anything.

JT:
Don't say a word. That's normal conversation. The other stuff is what I would normally say as if the party involved was excited to talk...

MM:
Party involved...

JT:
I would be talking.

MM:
You are a party involved.

credits

from Consume The Position, released August 2, 2023
JT : Voice, Edits, Programming
MM : Voice

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John Tabacco Stony Brook, New York

John Tabacco is a composer, singer-songwriter, producer, recording engineer, and visual artist.

Like an unfolding musical diary / puzzle, Tabacco’s music and art are constantly being re-worked, juxtaposed and intertwined.

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